partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via thelazykorean)

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

(Source: livenights, via toremyheartout)

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

(via ionlydosplashfree)

neoputa:

Asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via memorizers)